Eats my liver with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti

Shoves a sword through my mouth out my...backside. :x

Eats my wigs off.

Waterboarding with gasoline, the set the corpse on fire.

Chaining me to a prison cell and eating my face.

Pries my chest open with her wings, and shoves her tail through my spine.

Bites my neck and rips out a large chuck of it.

Eat me Alive DX

Her boobs reach out and rip my head off XD

Eating someone's face is really wrong out of context.

Draw out my worse memories and nightmares and alter them so that I die over and over again (I do actually die in quite a few of my nightmares)...and then stab me after I beg for death.

EDIT: ...still holds.

Man you're dark Espy.
Shoves a big lolipop down my throat.

*Takest he moon down and throws it at me crushing my body owo

-shrug- I know that. Can't help it.

Blind me and set me in the direction off a cliff.

Now that was me sense of humor.

EDIT: ....dear god stop ninja-ing me. slice me to ribbons with those wings.

I need bigger wings! D:<
Take the ribbons off his waist and strangle me with them.

Fry me to a crisp with hellfire.

That was also humorous.

Haha. Funneh.
Sing Friday until the blood from my ears floods my brain.