Granted, but while you were learning you said something terribly offensive and no other Finnish speakers which to talk with you.

I wish that my puppy was potty-trained to go outside. xD

Granted, but now it stays outside for 45 minutes, pissing you off that it's taking so long.

I wish I wasn't so depressed all the time.

Okay, you now switch from severely depressed to deliriously happy and back every 24 hours, no matter what's going on in your life.

I wish I could actually visit the stars and planets I so enjoy studying.

granted, but you knew too much you got yourself into space dementia

I wish I were taller.

Granted, but in order to be taller, you had to be born with gigantism, which means you'll die/have died in your twenties, having not much of a life lived.

I wish I had a pet genie.

Granted, but he still only can grant three wishes with the typical rules of no wishing for more wishes or for love.

I wish that I was not sick.

Granted but now you are never able to get sick the down fall is that you are now a carrier of all diseases and get everyone around you sick.

I wish to be warm at all times.

Granted. You are now perpetually on fire, even in death. The downside is that no one can bury you. The upside is that you get a free cremation.

I wish I could piss fire.

granted, but then your pee-pee burns after 3 pisses. xD


I wish I weren't bored right now.

Granted, but now you're so depressed you kill yourself.

I wish my pee-pee hadn't burnt off in the last wish.

Granted, but you don't pee fire anymore. Instead ice : D and it freezes off

I wish I had a better job.

granted but you get too stressed


I wish I were asleep now

Granted, but now you never wake.

I wish I could piss both fire and ice at the same time.

Alright, but this causes a thermal shock reaction and let's just say the results aren't pretty. D:

I wish humans had time travel and used it responsibly.

Granted. However, though humans used their time travelling abilities responsibly, there were still mistakes made. Mistakes which, unfortunately, caused every human to have ever lived at the time of the mistake and any after to cease to exist for all eternity.

I wish there would be another Dark Knight movie, this time with The Penguin, Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, Harlequin, and any remaining villains that had not yet been done in said Dark Knight series so far.

Granted. However, though humans used their time travelling abilities responsibly, there were still mistakes made. Mistakes which, unfortunately, caused every human to have ever lived at the time of the mistake and any after to cease to exist for all eternity.

I wish there would be another Dark Knight movie, this time with The Penguin, Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, Harlequin, and any remaining villains that had not yet been done in said Dark Knight series so far.