So, ml1201 is the Goat Whisperer? Cool!

when I was at my table for FCBD, I had the most unusual request I've ever received... A goat wearing a top hat and a monocle.

If that's the most unusual, then things weren't that unusual xDD

Wait, you mean one of my characters?
(Seriously, a dapper, fur-wearing, goatman who mixes the Goatman evil spirit with Google, a "dapper" look, and "old wealthy south" theme.)

LMBO. The lady was just getting a pet goat. She got phoned by her husband while she was at Den's table, and he told her the goat was got.

Yup and the goat could be heard through the phone. And as an artist, I will say this. people are weird. I've heard some pretty far-out requests for things in all the time I've done tables at events. By far, the weirdest was for the guy at the next table at a con to draw Deadpool and Captain Kirk, playing pingpong while riding on the back of tortoises, with a crowd of pokemon cheering them on.

...actually not that weird...until the pokemon part.

xD Some people are very creative.

I've gotten fairly tame requests in comparison. The Dapper Goat was my favorite though.

One of our goats had a gas problem when she was young. Not farty. She would get a burp stuck and be must miserable till someone banged on both her sides. After awhile she learnt that when she felt bad, she should go to a person to get drummed on.

Hehe what an odd way to burp. I wonder if it helps humans, too.

Yeah, sometimes. Babies get patted to make them burp all the time. lol

Next time I'm about to burp, I'll tell my mom to pat me. xD

Kicks in the butt also work for older peeps.

In the next few weeks, I'm going to be making some big changes to my routine... mostly with my medication regimen, so hopefully I'm able to actually feel like doing things that aren't just brainless, repetitive things like knitting. I miss feeling like I have the energy and drive to do more than just my routine.

*hug* The citizens of the Backwater Multiverse miss you, Den!

And I miss feeling up to trolling them.

LOL A well, at least we can have impromptu book clubs in the meantime.

Go go Den! *\o/*

Yes! :D

:D

Which reminds me. I've unlocked my novellas so anyone can read them. Anyone interested?

-raises hand- I always love supporting peoples efforts =D

Nice! What are they about? *____*

What are they about? Adventure, exploring. No romance in 'em except passing mentions of a married couple washing dishes together and a grandfather and oma spraying each other in the garden with the garden hose. They're kind of sci-fi with elements of fantasy. One's a distopia. Two are TF tributes, but not fanfiction.

Silly question here, but, um, what's TF?

...I'm guessing "Transformers" as in "Autobots, rollout!"

...on another note, currently rather grumpy.

Yes. Transforming cybernetic lifeforms. And I'm grumpy too because I have no brain.

Stories

Aww don'tr be grumpy, you too :<<<
I'm traveling tomorrow and i'm sick, whyyy

Do you mean "you two"?

*wanders around, looking for puzzle pieces*

*puts ice on Den*

-Runs around like a loon-

...My head is surprisingly not exploded...

*buckling down for a possibly bad storm system that has the potential of going tornadic*

*watches Law go by* *Weird stamps a hoof*

*hugs Den* It's storming here too, but not badly. Just wet.

Well...yesterday just flipped everything upside-down.

Today, though! I'll be singing of Mechanical Transforming Girls destroying kingdoms

...and wishing I had the time to draw it...

...So that would be 'Kingdom Farts'?

Some areas that got hit by the storm system I buckled down for had winds in excess of 160 km/h (100 mph)

O.O

Those be some strong winds! I am blown away.

stay safe, guys!!!

Aughhhgggh. The PUNishment!

I heard a girl throat singing today. She added a little dubstep, and it sounded really neat!