Sick muthaf*ckin derpy hooves on me!

Chain me in the dark recesses of her lair and keep me there until I died of hunger.

EDIT: Nice ninja-ing. Whip me with the blunt side of the sword until I bled to death. (Not exactly well-armored)

YOU WILL FEAR THE DERPY!

he will have Rainbow Dash sonic Rainboom me into the ground.

Dangit edit" strangle me with shadows

Sneak up behind me with one of her earrings and plug it into my throat.

I'm fucking morbid.

Lance me with that sword and keep it in me until the fire corrodes away my insides.

Niiiiice.
Punch me so hard in the head with his gauntlet my skull cracks.

Ram the end of his scythe down my throat and then impale me with it after pulling it out.

DANGIT

Do the same only with his sowrod

Jeez, you two could be like...twins.

Tie me to a post and lash at me with that tail until I'm a bloody mess.

Grab my face and slam it into his spiky shoulderblade.

Espy: i know right

espy has boobs!

trap me in a hole and then fill it with acid

Or, at least...the older sis and the younger brother.

Feed me small doses of TXX over the span of a month.

I think I'd the oldest. \


Whip me to death.

DAMNIT!
Kick me in the nuts so hard I die after I try to touch her boobs >3>

He grabs my boobs with poison spiked gloves

Got ya!
Shoves Derpy, opens up her fan and sticks my face in it.

Choke me against a wall.

I nearly said something much less appropriate.

EDIT: ...Che, still holds.