Good memories will be nice to focus instead of bad ones

Yeah. I wish I had some recordings of my mother, or at least more recent photos. But I didn't have a cell phone at the time, let alone a smart one. And it's not like we were expecting her to pass that soon.

Aw :<
it's because she was a good person
My dad, being a bad person, is a week away from 87 and will probably live to 100

Heh, we had a complex relationship. It's not like she was that good.

I'll try to be less mean to you. Maybe. You should have good people.

My dad is like, a literal nazi tho - as in japanese are a pure race and shouldn't be mixed |D

You're my archnemesis, how can you be less mean!!
You're very good to me. Still talking after... all those years |D

Ah, at least you aren't taking after him in that way.

The best laid plans take time.

Fortunately I only have his ears. As in I don't hear well and my ears are big.

Your plans are taking more than a decade? Hm... such cruelty...

It's because you catch on so quickly. A testament to your intelligence.

Well, I have to be on your level!

You're trying to get on my good side! But I don't have one!

Just like this guy guiding these adorable kittens...to the tree grinder. *dun dun dun sound effect*

https://gfycat.com/happygoluckydependablefairyfly

:O
Like the flute dude did with kids, but with kittens!!! I must stop him!!
I can tolerate mass child murder, but not kitten cruelty

Don't tell anyone this...but there was a scene in Young Einstein where a guy tries to bake kittens in a pie that horrified me as a kid.

This scene... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uvOTWb9fpN8

Be honest, you just posted that because you wanted me to go to bed and have terrible nightmares...

You mean I would want you to hear those desperate mews for help in your dreams? I wouldn't dare.

If I dream I'm eating something and someone tells me later it's kitten... I'm coming for you

They're such a good size for meal prep...