Granted, but then it blows up on your first day.

I wish I didnt feel like crap right now~

Granted, but now you are stuck forever...

I wish to have a decent computer~

(o.o You forgot to corrupt my wish, Vader. The one about my wishing to not have to constantly edit my posts...which is ironic, as that is what you'll have to do.)

Granted, but it happens to be SkyNet and you are the first person it kills once it is online and running.

(D: Dangit! I did it again!)

I wish I was 8' 3". And don't try to corrupt it to where I bang my head on everything. That I'll get over.

granted, but everyone will think you are a monster and excommunicate you, forcing you to live alone on an island... fending for yourself.

I wish i always had snacks~

Granted but they're all past their expirations date and are bad.

I wish there was more characters in video-games/mangas or anime that wears eyepatches because they legitimately lost an eye and or not just sealing some powers or hiding some power or something like that (yeah, that's kind of a weird wish)

granted but now you can never die....

I wish for my hair to be dry~

(O: Whoo! Immortality!!)

Granted, but now, no matter what you do, your hair is as hard, rigid and flat as a board.

I wish...for a tea pot. (First wish that popped into my head that I hadn't already done.)

Granted, but a caterpillar lives inside.

I wish there was more time to sleep.

Granted. Have fun living in eternal darkness with no light to brighten it all up once in a while. You need as much sleep as you can get.

I wish wars were a lie.

Granted, but the truth of the matter is that everyone everywhere is killing each other, on a wide-scale. Much moreso than in wars and normally.

I wish people would stop thinking that the Eleventh Division of the Gotei 13 from Bleach was strictly physical just because Zaraki currently has it set that way. It severely limits RPs. And pisses me the f*ck off.

Granted, but Bleach no longer exists at all.

I wish that I owned one of each item on Trisphee.

Granted, but upon finally completing your quest for at least one of each item in Trisphee, you realize how stupid and useless such a quest was and go into a very deep depression over the waste of all that time you spent collecting every item, eventually becoming so depressed that you off yourself.

I wish I had a pet genie that would follow only my commands and wouldn't be freed from me after I wished for three different wishes.

Granted, but that one thing happened to be the greatest thing that ever happened in your life, thus making your life completely and utterly miserable, down to the very bone.

I wish I had some suggestion as to some really cool Trisphee outfits I could wear instead of this retro-Joker.