granted but its contaminated water...

i wish i can eat roast beef now

Granted, but it tastes like dog food.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted but now your internet died.

I wish I had a job.

Granted but your boss is a sick pervert.

I wish Tigers weren't on the endangered list

Granted, but now there are more tigers than humans. Which they eat us all.

Tori want a house.

Granted but it's infest with termites.

I wish life was simpler.

Granted, but then life seems a lot less exciting.

I wish I wouldn't sleep so much.

Granted but now you can't sleep at all. Ever.

I wish my mom never got a dog D<

granted, but she got 3 instead!! O_o

i wish that i had some hot coacoa right now... (even though i could make that happen...)

Granted but it's so hot it burns your tongue so badly you can't taste anything anymore. EVER.

I wish for chocolate truffles <3

granted, but theyre rotten and melted....

i wish for a cute little fluffy kitteh! :3

granted but the fluff keeps growing you out of house and home
I wish I could go through walls

Granted, but you got stuck half way through them!
I wish that there is 2 more hours in a day.

Granted, but the week gets extended to twelve days instead of only 7!

I wish caffeine would keep me awake instead of putting me to sleep. ><;

Granted, but you ended up growing a pair of boobs on your head.

I wish I had a portable toilet duct taped to my bum.

Granted, but it makes your butt sag to your knees.

I wish a song were named after me.

granted, but it's a lewd, nasty, and unflattering song.

I wish I had some carrots to munch.

Granted, but they were radioactive carrots changing you into a carrot yourself!

I wish good things will happen to the one granting this wish.

Granted. Hooray, I'm wide awake! :D

I wish I was a lucky duck.

Granted but you can no longer soar the skys
I wish today would last longer

Granted, but it never ended.
I wish I can have octopus for dinner.

Granted, but its insides turned to solid ink cubes.

I wish I had siblings.

Granted, but you suffer by annoying whinning and you had to share your computer time with them also.

I wish I was an a lonely child.

Granted, but your friends replace your siblings and start living with you, ending up being worse than siblings. xD

I wish I had a flying car without having to cut off a foot.

Granted, but you had to cut off a head instead ;D
I wish I had a flying boat!

Granted, but then you have to listen to T-Pain sing "I'm on a flying boat" constantly

I wish I was as good of a musician as Miles Davis :(

Granted, but your head is trapped in a bubble so no sound can get out.

I wish I had a clone that does whatever I tell it to do!

Granted, but since it's a clone it imitates your ordering habits and yells at you to do stuff instead, eventually growing an anger management problem and tries to nom you into nonexistence in your sleep. @w@

I wish my term paper were done.

granted but it was written backwards

I wish my headache would go away~

Granted, but now your wrist hurts.

I wish I had more tea.

Granted but it tastes bad

I wish I had a faster computer

granted but it was so fast it was smarter than you and enslaved you.

I wish I had more music to listen to.

granted but the new music busts your eardrums

I wish I had wings

Granted but they are too small to do anything

I wish I had a puppy

Granted and yours runs amok in the house as well
I wish I had a phoenix

Granted, but you get banned for spamming =P

I wish I had an Anka D=