I woke up at 2:30 today. e-e For NO reason at all. Then didn't go back to sleep until 4-ish. Only to wake up at 6:30, super tired. T-T???
I-..I don't-...*gulps down a big mug of English Breakfast tea* >~<; It was that unfinished Text Analysis assignment I went to sleep thinking about..gah! Procrastination, you devil! *shakes imaginary fist in air*

if it makes you feel any better, i'm pretty sure i got to sleep somewhere at around 4:30 am. mostly because of a blocked ear.

*looks up 4:30am in London Time...which was 8pm for me yesterday*
o_o; woa dude...you live in the future~~~ I was snoozin' off and on around lunchtime for you!

Laws of nature #541: The further away from a mirror you are, the more likely you'll get an eyelash in your eye.

Wiki: Londonderry Air

Me: Hehe, London derrière.

Must be what we call Paris butt.

...simply called bustle in English, talk about jokes getting lost in translation

i wish for death but, uh. y'know.

therapists cost.

so now i have to kick whatever god's ass to get me to stop wishing for death.

...I'm here :P

(seriously though, pm me if you need advice. it's probably bad advice, but it's free)

in other news, i found a mod that my friend would like, since WWE is one of their hyperfixations.

isn't free bad advice already available at any family gathering? XD

probably. then again, there's also bad opinions that affect minorities.

bad advice and bad opinions really are just the same thing with varying degrees of repeatability XD

My bad advice only comes once, so everyone gotta pay fuckin' attention to my words. And it now costs a piece of art to distinguish myself from family gatherings as a unique brand.

As much as I wanted rain, I did not want mud and my cat to come in the house with muddy paws.

He gets angry when I have to clean his paws. x(

my favourite k-pop group, exo, came back with a song called obsession... i love it already but the chinese version bangs me into another dimension, is it just me?

i just want to be told that i'm doing a good job.

hey mum if you're so worried abt me sleeping in all the time wouldn't it be a good idea to get me to go to therapy