Granted, but when you first venture in a murky-watered area, a giant demon megalodon shark comes up from beneath you and rips your legs off :3

I wish I had money for pink hair dye ;o;

Granted, but, from your over-excitement comes confusion, which ultimately leads you to buying the wrong hair dye.

I wish I wasn't so lazy so that I would finally plug in my PS2 again and finally beat the video games I have not yet beaten that I got about a month ago.

>_> Well this is awkward. xD

o.o What's awkward?

Oh, nevermind~
Granted, but turns out that when you try, you notice that its gone because I stole it since I need a new Ps2 :D

I wish I knew Japanese~

(o.o Okay, but, the damned thing sucks. It keeps on automatically resetting any time you move it too suddenly.)

Granted, but you had to take me with you to learn it.

I wish that I had a better corruption, but, unfortunately, I really want to learn Japanese.

Granted. You both have to take me with you and you both fail miserably.

I wish I could draw better than I already do.

Granted, but then you end up drawing so good, every single person in the world wants you to draw art for them and you become stressed out, stop drawing, and back to where you are now :D

Now that Im all thinky about Slender Man, I wish I was tall so I could dress up as him for halloween next year xD

Granted, but you are then treated as a freak of nature and get abducted by the government and have experiments done on you to see just why you are so tall and if there's a way to replicate it. However, before they find out why, you wind up dying on the operating table.

I wish that I could throw turnips at all of you guys, for no reason at all except that I think that it would be funny if we had a turnip fight.

Granted, although now everyone you throw turnips at is severely allergic, and dies upon contact of the turnip. . . you are sent to jail for murder where you rot.

I wish I wasn't as much an insomniac as I am now.

I know that feel =_=
Granted, but then the first night that you go to bed at a normal time, someone came to your door with a million dollars to give you for no apparent reason, but you were asleep and missed it, so they just went on to the next house xD

I wish I knew who Jack the Ripper was.

Granted, you know who he is, but then you decide to become a hooker in England where he strikes for his final time, , running around going "I AM JACK THE POTATO! HEAR ME WHISTLE!" he then dies of a heart attack, shortly after voiding his bowels. . . no one thinks it's him.

I wish this puppy outside my house had a home that wasn't mine. He looks like he was abused and I can't keep him for myself. He's so sweet and he follows people around everywhere. THE EPITOME OF LOYALTY! T.T

Granted, but it electrocutes you until you die :D

I wish I had money for Left 4 Dead for PC xD

Granted, but you wind up spending it on something else entirely.

;~; I wish I belonged to somebody on Trisphee.

Granted, but you find out that its a rapist.

I wish I had a perfect complexion ;~: