I want to learn aikido, because it's one of the few martial arts that doesn't require too much strength. And Espy is a weakling.

I don't see the point of being good at hand to hand combat when I can simply secret enough weapons around my person to cheat heavily

In an actual fight, and as of right now, I'd probably first try to talk my way out of it, and when that doesn't work, toss rocks at the persons eyes and start running like shit. Or, before I run, kick them in the crotch/throat to ensure my own safety...

in a fight I always try to walk away first but sometimes it's not an option, then you play dirty, kick out legs from beneath people, hit them when they're down, flip desks over on top of them, and whatnot

hey rose, how are you?

oh I'm alright, doing a metric shit-ton of geometry homework

Need any help with that?

nah, it's not difficult just...long

shtfugdammitfugsht. *breathes in heavily* HOOOMMMEWOOORRRKK!!!! Q.Q

Dude...we really should have a Knights RP. But Savi Vasar, Paladins, and Pandora Rangers all died/re-died.

-Flops and rolls.-