Distract me with shiny glowy floaty things and pretty flowers, then steal my soul to add to her collection.

Lure me in by pretending to be an angel and then curb stomp my head to the ground. o3o

Give me poison candy. o n o

She'd cut me in half with her halo

Bash me over the head with that ruddy spear.

She'd sneak up behind me and snap my neck

(imma guy lol)
smother me in the cloak

(whoops, sorry XD)
he'd throw his hidden granade at me

He could stab me, he could have me hit by metorites, or push me off a cliff.

He'd throw me into another dimention

hit me with his car while i was innocently crossing the street to buy a drink

Whip their hair back and forth and kill me with it. T~T

Feed me chocolate D: (fox + chocolate= dead)

it's got a spear
i shouldn't even have to answer

Turn into a lion and maul me.

pull a gun and shoot me