Granted but its a definition only you know.

I wish my doll eyes would get here faster DX

Granted, but, due to some mix-up at the postal service, you wind up receiving human eyes instead of doll eyes and eventually the FBI find out, but mistake you for the criminal and you go away for life.

I wish I actually cared about fashion. (Lol, not really. Just couldn't think of anything else.)

Granted, but upon your caring fashion becomes terrible.

I wish I was not so far behind in school.

(>.> Whoo. That was actually a GOOD corruption. ._. I hate fashion.)

Granted. Now you're even further behind than before.

I wish I could actually make wishes in the real world and have them come true.

(Yeah, fashion is so-so sometimes xD)

Granted, but they are still corrupted by someone and never turn out how you wish.

I wish I was fluent in French.

Granted, but now you can't ever understand a lick of English, even when another person translates it for you.

I wish I was the Hero of Time. (Interpret that reference however you wish.)

Granted but you then regenerate and then are stuck as the newes doctor regeneration as a pony

wish that i was pretty enough for my freind to stop freindzoning me

Granted, but now you've got everybody and their brother stalking you. All. The time. And they leave creepy voicemails, e-mails, text messages, letters, etc. etc.

I wish I knew how the hell you corrupted my last wish, because I did not understand a word of it...besides "Granted but you then regenerate and"

Granted, but upon understanding your brain explodes.

I wish I could have cuddles from a cute human male tonight...

Granted. I'm now in your bed cuddling with you. (Take that as either bad or good. Whatever.)

I wish I could actually grow a full beard, instead of this half-assed, muttonchops+goatee beard I always wind up growing.

Granted, but now it can never be shaved or shaped and you look like Dumbledore.

I wish I didn't have a headache...

(Mother****ing SUCCESS!)

Granted. Now you have severe abdominal pain.

I wish I would stop fooling people into corrupting my wishes into a corruption that I actually find more of a success than a corruption.

Granted, you died.

I wish I had a room that I could be in complete silence.

(D: Awww!)

Granted, but it's a room filled with Un and you eventually go mad from the sudden and permanent loss of hearing.

I wish more people knew what an Un was.

Granted; and for knowing what it is, they find it offensive and move to remove it from existence.

I wish the members in my group project would decide on the topic for our presentation.

Granted, but it happens to be about the most vile, repulsive thing in the Universe.

I wish people would realize that most of the stuff I wish for are either jokes, attempts to confuse the corrupter into corrupting it in a good way, or references to video games, manga, manhua, manhwa, anime, and various TV series.