That's highly probable.

I have failed my human interactions for today. Hoping the aliens will make an acception.

Aliens are studying you right now under tab 'what not to do'.

Just like my past 33 years

Human interactions are weird in that inputs don't match to an exact given output.

If they learned anything from me, they'd be the most prosperous civilization ever by doing the opposite.

Humans need better coding.

I bet there hasn't been a single update in thousands of years

The update has been available, but everyone keeps putting it off.

Came across this cutie patootie...it let me get close.

https://i.imgur.com/iE85HNj.jpg

As I look at it I realize I didn't memorize the tips to know if a snake is venomous or not

That one should just be a rat snake, which are harmless. But 3 out of the 4 types of black snakes here aren't venomous so I need to get a better idea of which one is. Although, all 4 makes me want to nope out of there. I don't trust the eye shape tips.

Rat snake isn't a good combination of names for an animal ehehe

that's a dangerous russian roulette game.

They are what they eat?

That's why it's just safer to assume they're all dangerous.

Except for the wholesome Texas snake with it's southern hospitality. They're easy to identify because of their hats. https://i.redd.it/kagol1upnr131.jpg

You should call me Sweets mdom then.

*writes down* That's how I imagine you, always with them boots and hat.

And a closet full of denim? I do only wear jeans out. But just black ones.

So nothing like Mayhem Miller's denim&diamonds look?

Oh crap, I forgot to lock my secret chest didn't I? Don't you dare tell anyone!

I'd never tell anyone without getting money for it !!!

Hmm, good. No one would be willing to pay for that intel.

This deer:


has been approaching my dog at the fence lately. It had me worried because they can be aggressive, but I was wondering if it was because she looks like a fawn:


and my suspicions were confirmed when I saw this little fellow earlier today: