Nah you have a weird shaped head :P
Still I think your hair matches my cloak nicely -pets your head-

She would make my die of laughter as she threatens seriously to kill me.

Probably clobber me with that head dress.

Pretend to hug but then stab me in the back. She could also take her backpack of a bludeon me to death with it.

(...she....?)
Set that bloody bird thing on me and have it peck me to death.

(She. Don't be offended I'll never get you gender right ;) )
She stored knived in her boots and plans on killing me with them. Pushing me into a valcono also seems her style.

(hok. just to let you know I am male, so you'll remember to screw up and call me she)
whack at me with that pig sticker in your hand, you big git.

(:D , I shall endevor to do so)
Kick me to death with her steal toed boots. Or she could just poison my food and leave no trace of who did it.

distract me with the knife only to discard it at the last minute to smother me in her robes

Bash me over the head with his latern. Or, possibly, command his plants to eat me and cause me to die laughing and being eaten by plants.

void out my contract and sic her bird on me

batter me to death with DEM WINGS

Use her magic to kill me whilst I try to hide behind something

(imma man)
the halo is actually a shuriken
it would slice me head off

Use the feathers to smother me to death. Or the simpler way of magicing my horribly gruesome death and serving me to her pets.

so. bloody. accurate.
strangle me with the belts

She is Medusa under cover one look turns me into a nice statue. But perhaps they prefer to simply kick me to a bloody pulp with those white boots to add a bit more color to them~