Granted, but the effects of the grenade effects you as well.

I wish my football team would win D:<

Granted, but the win the trophy for longest loosing streak...

I wish I knew what to do...

Granted, but then you are unable to do it.

I wish that my puppy was potty trained to go outside.

(o.o You do know that it would've affected me, too, anyway, right? After all, the prick that was pissing me off would've been right in front of me, and if I set off a concussion grenade from that range, I'll be hit by it, too.)

Granted, but now it purposefully does its business in the house.

I wish I was in a euphoric state right now.

Granted, but it only lasted for 30 minutes, then you went depressive...

I wish my PowerPoint would do itself and get me an A...

(>.> So, you mean like what always happens? I'm euphoric for a short while, then I'm depressed for a longer while.)

Granted, but then PowerPoint becomes sentient and turns into the next SkyNet and kills us all.

I wish GPX+ (Global Pokedex Plus) would always have a multiplier of 4.0.

Granted. Due to the increase in activity on the site, it crashes. Permanently.

I wish for an endless supply of US dollars.

Granted, but upon wishing, the value decreases, instantly making the value of the US Dollar useless.

I wish I could see through things.

Granted, but the things you end up seeing scar you for life.

I wish my puppy would calm down and go to bed XD

Granted, but now your puppy can never and will never wake up.

I wish the sea was made of cucumbers.

Granted, however you have a sudden hatred towards cucumbers, punching babies every time you stare out into the sea.

I wish I cold think of more wishes.

Granted, but none of them can be granted.

I wish I could eat tomatoes.

Granted, but now you can't eat apples.

I wish punching babies wasn't socially discouraged.

Granted, but walking is socially discouraged now.

I wish I had the voice of Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Granted, but now every time you talk, someone stabs you in the chest.

I wish Courage's Nightmare was wrong and that everyone is perfect.

(Haha, I cannot eat apples anyway, BI No loss.)



Granted, but while everyone is perfect the world is decaying around us.

I wish I had more time to take a major test.