She's obviously a result of some sort of genetic experiment. At least that's what I tell myself.

I noticed Sasha Velour didn't give a score on either of them for her critique video.

That makes more sense

Sasha being wise and not wanting beef with any of them xD

That's because she's a vegetarian.

If only I had this Barbie set as a kid:

She needs shoes. So icky to step on blood!

What a waste to just get the head from those people. Why not clothes and shoes.

That's what the dream closet is for. But first the stains need to be removed.

A second bathtub is needed then! Unless the clothes go to the washing machine.

If there's any innards you can just hose them off outside. No biggie.

Or bury them to make your garden grow stronger

Great idea! Even more reason to start composting. Very earth friendly. And when you share your vegetables with your not so nice neighbors, it'll be a fun secret.

If they are vegans... well, they won't be anymore.

But it can still qualify as organic? I can still have the best stall at the farmer's market.

The most organic! Well, unless someone was a junkie.

True. I'll have to raise my own humans to keep track of what goes into their bodies.

No excess of sweets either? I guess you won't hannibal me then

It depends on what's best for the soil. Hopefully the living conditions won't matter.

Ok, must remember to eat tons of salt...