Granted. But the dragons aren't friendly. You are gobbled.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

Granted, but you change your appearance to the ugliest thing in the world and everyone winds up killing you, thinking you the spawn of Satan or something.

I wish people got my previous reference.

Granted, but you can only change to make yourself ugly.

I wish I had some slippers right now.

Granted, but you can only change to make yourself ugly.

I wish I had some slippers right now.

o.o You should edit this. I got mine in before yours, so...yeah...

Anyway.

Granted, but they happened to be the flesh-eating variety.

I wish I had a Nimbus. (DBZ reference, not Harry Potter.)

you do, but upon attempting to fly on it, you fall of a building and die,

i wish dbz never existed = =

Granted...but we are plagued with more ponies =__= mfer

I wish my puppy would tucker himself out and let me sleep XD

Granted, but now your alarm has gone off.

I wish to rule the world

hey i like ponies... i guess i got the first non corrupted wish =D

Here's the world *shows them a globe* it spins~ you rule it now~ *tosses the ball with the earth panted on it to them* there ya go

I wish for total world corruption

Granted, but then you soon realize that the world is already corrupted and that you basically just wasted your wish.

I wish Floo Powder really existed.

Granted. However, everyone now has a speech impediment. . .

I wish the next wish had the following sentence added to it.
"in my buttocks."

granted but the words are mixed up.

i wish my dog didn't chew on my teddy bears buttocks in my bed.

granted but now he chews on them in your buttocks =D

I wish the world was my _______________

Granted, we are all playing hangman.

I wish my epidermis was hydrophobic.

Granted, but now the human world is so at peace that when aliens come and invade us, we die horribly and without a fight.

I wish I had a concussion grenade for any and every anus who pisses me off.