Natsu is my hero x3

Oh gawd.. please tell me your not going to become clingy affectionate kami again? o-o

Kami is mine o^o

*sprays thread with chocolate febreeze*

*throat swells up* X_X.. *natsu's allergic to febreeze*

I know, right? D: Febreeze does weird shit on your throat xAx

*flops around trying to breathe*

but it smells so good

*turns blue starting to die* X_X

*shrivels up* Febreeeeezzeee!!

pfff bunch of haters
*walks out of the room*

That's right! Your clean febreeze is not welcomed here ono. Come back after you've washed yourself with tomato juice!

*twitches on the floor half-dead*

*flops on top of Natsu* O 3o

*poofs and respawns behind the chinchin* o-o

*A* EYEBALLZ! *crawls towards Natsu and his eyeballs* *^*