I die from the amount of WIN and EPIC coming off of Ginger's Avi.

Gets suffocated by the hair while searching for her face.

Freeze to death in her snowfall or get chopped to bits by her leaves.

a bit of silk around the neck when i was not looking

.....blood loss from a nosebleed.

a poison kiss(sorry those eyes are so damn green all i could think was poisoning hahahaha)

He DOES use poison, albeit on the tip of a dagger, not...elsewhere. Er...by pushing me/Dante off a cliff. I haven't decided whether he knows how to swim.

technically you threw yourself off *obscure joke*

tried to teach me sky-diving and forgot to teach me how to pack the chute

By nakedness >\\\\\\\>;;

By...

Holy shit, Ulty, haven't seen you in a damn long time. Nice vest you got on your avi.

...that glare.

That silver bit on his belt is detachable, he stabs me with it and I end up dying. Or he could simply cut my jugular open, that would be quicker.

The clouds'll turn into soda-flavored cotton candy and I'll explode from the yummy-ness o.O;

fill the room with evil brain eating spiders and wait outside with dagger in case spiders are vanquished.

Tie a blade to the ponytail, then turn around really quickly when I'm standing close by.

The shuriken cleverly disguised as a belt decoration, which is in itself a ruse to distract me from the toe blades in the boots, which keeps your attention away from the laser shooting eyeballs. He only says he's blind, Oh yes! Conspiracy man!...erk!

poisons the koi fish so when i try to eat it i die.