You guys can make violent item requests go ahead

You can also make violent requests to fix the crane game, go ahead.

Request away.

I feel like if I make one more rainbow request Illusion will get violent with me |D

oh don't mind him

I may start requesting after becoming more familiar with things and figuring out what I might truly want. If you happen to notice a lot of alien, robot, cyborg requests...it's just all in your head.

Rainbow aliens is what we really need

i dunno you kind of look like that already.

I'm a human being!! Very vertebrate!! Totally mammalian!!

Sounds about just as legit as your job credentials.

Someone's been stalking me.....

We are all humans on this blessed day...


Ohh...Borg bear. I love the borganoid name for that item.

Dunno... is Death by Mirrors a human...

The glowy lights on the legs and ear wire seem suspiciously robot, but a robot would know to hide those. So, I say human.

I'll trust your very human expertise.

No idea what ear wire you're talking about.

Looking beary handsome there

The one that connects your flibjig to your twanerp that all humans have, obviously.

Thank you. I'm planning my bank robbery to afford April's donation item.
I still need a getaway driver.
Can you drive a hearse?

But of course (says the 30+ who can't drive or even ride a bike)

Everyone starts somewhere... I'm sure you'll figure it out when the feds are after you.

Gas is the pedal on the right. That's all you need to know.
Congratulations, you got the job.
Await further instructions tomorrow.

D:
but you said I was good!

what tomorrow I have therapy

Drive faster... isn't that the trope, having to be in multiple places at once anyway?

ok bank robbery after therapy... noted.
Do I need to wear the bear head, too?

Your therapist might not mind the bear head, but what will you wear to hide your face for the robbery?

A Michael Myers mask! https://img.cinemablend.com/filter:s...318.jpg?mw=600

Or Frank because he's lovable and can get you out of a sticky situation.

http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcame...r_as_frank.jpg

I can't say who creeps me out the most among the two of them.

Aww, is it as creepy with Michael Fassbender under there?

He never plays nice characters xD

He's mostly nice in that one. Just... flakey? I prefer his broody characters anyway. And David, for some reason.

I wonder what reason that could be...

but I like him for not playing only good guys in boring movies.

I actually haven't seen anything recent of his, come to think of it. Or the latest Alien. I wonder if a series could work for him. Edit: Oh right, I forgot that's how he started...so yes.

Speaking of actors that are our husbands, let me cry to you.
I've seen a man here that looks like Idris Elba, but 15 years ago Idris, so a good age for me. And this city lacks handsome men, I'll tell you. And what do I see today?? A ring on his finger. My heart is broken!!!

Nooooooo!! https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTne...frEc/200w.webp

Maybe he wears it as a deterrent... and it's fake.

If not that, he's gay, like most men in my life |D

We both need to find a good spot to move? I don't think anyone decent would choose to live here.

Somewhere cold, please.

I've actually been wanting to go to Portland...ever since I visited there ages ago. It's probably changed quite a bit since then. Or Seattle? I lived near there for a year...so my father could do his nerding at Microsoft, obviously.

tell him to go to Seattle! It's where Pearl Jam lives! xD

I just left Portland a year ago. It is super different and there is zero housing left. If you can find a place it is ungodly expensive.

There are also pot shops every block!