Granted, it started hailing.

I wish my hair would just do what I ask it to!

granted but you will be 1st for the next 20 years


i wish im sleepy

Granted, but the eggs were rotten, the pancakes are still frozen, someone drank all your juice.

I wish I was a good cook.

Granted, but now everyone who eats your food gets too fat and dies of a heart-attack. ;.;

I wish I could draw faster. XD

Granted, but you're now only capable of drawing epic stick figure battle scenes.

I wish my hair would stay spiked when gel'd. :<

Granted, but you poke holes through everything


I wish for my guns back...

Whoo, my hair is awesomesauce! X3//

Granted, but they only fire water.

I wish these pics wouldn't take so long to finish coloring. >:T

Granted. They take minutes, but time slows down


I wish to see my girlfriend

Granted, but her parents stay with her for constant surveillance.

I wish I had an afro with neon-blue streaks that glow under a blacklight.

But her parents are dead...


*ahem* Granted, but you can't walk through doorways anymore

I wish for a ham and cheese sub

@_@;;

Granted, but the ham still squeals when you bite into it.

I wish for a Kawasaki Ninja... T_T

Granted, but it's a real ninja named Kawasaki


I wish for unlimited ammo

Granted, but now your guns went missing.

I wish for a genius brother to bully into doing my homework for me.

Granted, but he gets tougher and stand up to you


I wish for my sister to visit

Granted but she has a terrible case of gas during the entire stay.

I wish I had a pet.

Granted, but it bites you every chance it gets


I wish for an inter-dimensional vortex generator so that I can visit my sister

Granted, but it's missing the handle to open your sister's door.

I wish for a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater!

Granted, but it's too scared of you to do anything but hide in your closet


I wish for a working pair of jet boots

Granted but on your maiden voyage, you crash into a brick building

I wish I had Starcraft II =P

Granted but your computer dies. >D

I wish for a cell phone.

Granted, but it doesn't come with a battery.

I wish for an oompa loompa

Granted, but he resents you for taking him away from Wonka


I wish for a piece of pie

Granted but it's poisoned
i wish i don't get caught on here cuz im still in class

Granted, but you get caught watching porn instead. D<

I wish I had a Jirachi XD

Granted, but it ain't real

I wish I didn't have to sleep now

granted


i wish my bestfriend was not stupid so she doesnt lost all my socks... fuck D:<

Granted, but she became so smart she learned how to use your socks to cure cancer so stole them all for "Experiments"

I wish Obama doesn't extend school time by a month! DX

Granted, but then George Bush takes office again.

I wish I could find my gameboy advance so I can play Pokemon :(

granted but you lose it again
i wish i hadn't burned my-self earlyer

Granted, but now you've over-strained your back.

I wish I could have an extra hour in the day.

Granted for today, but now every day from tomorrow to infinity will be one hour shorter.

I wish my dog wouldn't be so annoying.

granted but now you have a cat thats just as annoying
i wish i could go to a rave

Granted but you killed it


I wish for a plasma cannon

Granted, but you didn't have any plasma ammo to shoot it.

I wish I had my own personal planet.

Granted, but then it's barren and depressing.

I wish my room would clean itself. >.>

Granted but then all of your stuff is gone

I wish I was skinnier

granted but now your a skeleton(happy early Halloween!)
i wish i was a wolf

Granted but you drank pertol instead.

I wish my water bottle was full.