Granted, but it's still not enough to pass college.

I wish I didn't have to copy/paste my post style.

Granted, but everything else is copy and past from then on.

I wish I didn't have a hard time trying to clean out my car.

Granted but you don't get any of their money!

I wish I had green hair.

Granted, But you can't get a job cause it's green.

I wish I knew the real ending to Clamp's X/1999

Granted but all your favorite characters die.

I wish I had every item on the site.

Granted, but you can't use any of it.

I wish I could help out at this Animeland Otakumex.

Granted but no one wants your help.

I wish I was always clean.

Granted, You live in a bubble.

I wish Dragons where real.

Granted but they eat you.

I wish chocolate didn't have calories.

Granted, but it's not Chocolate.

I wish my animals could talk to me.

Granted, but they all hate you.

I wish I had ice cream every day.

Granted, but then you get fat.

I wish my Chinese new year was every year.

Gratned bbut you age 12 years every year!

I wish I had a pet koala.

Granted but it turns on you and eat your face.

I wish I could breath underwater.

Granted, but you can't breathe air anymore

I wish I can speak/ translate Japanese