Yeah, those are too relatable.

My sister's brother is here.
Another oportunity for my dad to tell his stories about how amazing he is

Not your brother? Invite me so I can tell stories of how amazing you are.

He won't hear because he has hearing problems. He will talk though!! A lot!!!

I meant my mom's brother xDDD an uncle. And his wife.

I'll learn Portuguese and write it down for him so you won't have to translate.

Write in a very large font or else he won't be able to read either.

being old takes its toll

Yeah, tell me about.

No really, what were we talking about?

Does he still refuse to wear a hearing aid?

We were talking about how cool you are!

Yes. And diapers. And a cane. Anything that reminds him he's old.

He just needs to incorporate youthful things and make wearing them hip. Bedazzle the cane and make it look like an accessory.

Like a bedazzled skull ?
Sure, sure...

Bedazzle everything. Make the hearing aids look like headphones. He'll look so good others will follow and he can feel good about it. Statement glasses too, like Iris Apfel.

I don't think my dad would be into bedazzled stuff, with his last century gendered view of things...

Stud and spike everything to make it more punk?

Spikes!! Do you want to kill him!!
I'm not saying it's a bad idea but... it can even look like an accident...

Hmm, pyramid studs aren't as sharp. And safety pins would still work.

safety pins are a good idea. He can use on his diapers too