i think that is inviting a skinny dip ;D

will you buy anything for them to eat?

M'skelly, that's just self care, not virus invitation.

Derpy looks back at the wall. "No. I dunno where those came fwom."

is inevitably honking softly in the distance

it's ok. don't worry about it

*looks at void* hell, boy. you need a shave XD

Don't hair shame void.

fine, i'll lightly espouse the virtues of a hairbrush

*hums veggie tales Oh where is my airbrush song*

bleeeeek! please no horror. i'm delicate

Bahaha I take it you have been subjected to that as well then.

for the record, i do not shave my legs or armpits. mostly because i never figured out how to and partially because i can't be arsed.

I don't shave anything because I am an elegant and classy monster that needs tat fur for warmth in my mountain home. Also because to hell with modern beauty conventions.

;U; hooray. I put soup in my body! mmmmostly sodium but I satiated my hunger yaaay! ^~^

Yesssss feast, feast!


I had pizza with cheese in the crust for dinner and while I regret not having more veggies on it, I forgot how decadent stuffed crust makes me feel.

YAAAAAAS!!
>8D YAAAAAAAHS! YAAAASH!!!
:D I got two free (homemade) tacos!~

i like being a bald smooth baby X''D everything below the nose should be swimmer-ready(though i've been pretty bad at it lately, oops)

how do you get free tacos? you didn't jaws your way into them did you??


precooked pizzas are fairly decadent, twice the price so you don't have to do the work, hahaha

i 've made so many food sprites over the last two weeks. it's starting to make me feel put out thinking about cheese and garlic XD

Edit: accidentally double posted so I shall use this space to expound on the virtues of tacos.

Oh delicious tasty tacos, many are the ways I love thee. Unless someone puts black olives on you and ruins you.

So long as you are doing it because you want to and not because society pressures us to alter our bodies to fit into some kind of criteria of acceptability, I support you. You're acceptable however you choose to be. Unless you choose to be a plague-bearing menace... Then less so

I want free tacos... I would pay for them even.

Food sprites?

It's the next day and I'm hungry again. .n.
I ate all the waffles. ;n; and oatmeal.
There's nothing for breakfast but eggs. ;-; muhhh...I gotta eat somethin'..
*rummages through kitchen*

Any cheese and veggies? You could have an omelette (unless you don't eat eggs)

ono
Oh, I'm a fan of ingesting the eggos. <:/ I just don't do much of the cheese and veggies are discriminated against in this kitchen apparently. Might have to settle for yogurt and egg, and perhaps toast.

10/10 great poem and greater instructions on how to taco correctly

dude, i love manhandling myself. i'm a super perv AND a narcissist. i know for the fact that i am handsomest boy with the best squeeze<3

not sure how i feel about that veg bias XD might make it hard to do a tofu scramble if cheeses are no good and veggies are not even allowed in the discussion

You being a perv is part of why we get along so well. :p

I would probably die in a kitchen without veggies. I sideeyed a friend recently because she asked me if I would make her dinner but didn't have any veg at all, not even a single can of corn or peas. Like... How you gonna live with no green stuff?

with yellow, red, white, brown, purple..... there are lots of veggies in all sorts of colours. no veg is like a house with no plumbing.

i thought it was because i know how to handle a cob ;D

<x'//D No please! No pervy corn stuff please! I just got back from laughing and reading dumb bot smut! I can't handle more giggles!!

well then it's yooouuuur job to make things a little less corny :D

I am amaized at the idea that someone could be without vegetables.

bio understand me. veg is important

Lettuce band together in spreading the gospel about the veg.

We just can't leaf this alone. Through diligence in education, I know we can sucseed.

:[ Yes. Too many people praise potatoes when they are ignoring the more importato veggies.
<.<; d-did I do it right??;

country gorls make do.

anyways, i hate sweetcorn.

Sweet corn is more of a starch than a veggie anyway.

And yes, you did it just right. XD

so are potatoes.

:/ Never was much of a potato person,
but I do like corn and carrots. :]
And broccoli. :/
Had to get used to beans and cauliflower.
<x} They just grew on me later on.

I still hate onions and artichoke. >n> Won't touch the stuff.
I'll tolerate most other veggies tho. <:/ But they gotta be put in something to either enhance or balance out the tastes in a meal.
I'm also not big on peppers, >~>; because I'm picky about even the least spiciest pepper.

And is an Avacado a fruit? /:[ Like cucumber?

True that about potatoes.

There are very few veggies that I won't eat, but celery and bell peppers are among them.

<x{ Blegh. I can't even eat celery with ranch dressing!

i like onions, but they come off as spicy to me. hell, even salad cream comes off as spicy to me at times.

e~e; I can only handle a tiny bit of spicy. Tabasco sauce is like my limit. Can't handle anything above that. ^~^; Or my face melts off.

51,000 posts here. nice.