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The ogre faced spider feels honored and grateful for being invited to their daughter's wedding, and hopes her first egg sac is a masculine egg sac, and pledges his undying loyalty. <x'D
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Got my Black Friday avi ready lol
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Still can't believe that they have us doing "doorbuster" sales on crap like socks and underwear, Barbies and crockpots.... We're a grocery store.
I like your Avi though XD |
yeah, i remember doing crap peddling when i was working retail x''D
it's a neat avi, looks like you haven't bought much yet though |
why was there so much spider talk D:
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there are several congruent spider weddings! lots of pretty spider brides~
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And I don't wanna get married. >:/ Why am I in a dress??? >x{ |
what about generic gift boxes and the stuffed animals? not everything needs to be in a package!
because dresses are awesome? |
Choco, your avi looks like they are collapsed in grief and the jello thinks it is hilarious.
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jello ate all the applesauce in the house
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Good reason to be distraught.
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yeah, and it was the good stuff in the fancy glass with bits of apple, not the cheap tinned stuff
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Misread that as having bits of glass in it instead of bits of apple and was momentarily REALLY worried about you.
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well jello _does_ look pretty pleased
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Probably because you're next on the menu.
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what a perv x''D
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that is why you wear your woolies underneath XD bulk up!
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Is that what they mean by white wedding?
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Kittiessssssssss
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only if you are really into drugs x''D
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:/ eh. I'm always cold, no matter what I put underneath. *shrug* I might be cold blooded. <X'} Or have just piss poor circulation.
AAA!! a fluffy snake!! x3 With ears! |
stuff a cat into your shirt?
and tooooeees! |
<x'D If cats didn't have tiny razors for fingies then yeah, I might keep one in my shirt for warmth, haha!
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well that's why you either have to gt one that likes you or one that will take food bribes
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eUe; what happens if they like you too much tho, and they end up diggin' their claws in you over and over because they need you and they knead you? <x{
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i think at that angle you are covered x''D
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<x'D Oh kitty cats are cute but also poke-y sharp. Hehe!
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i've noticed a lot of the animals we like best have that issue x''D
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I love owls.
;U; But as fluffy and cute as they are, they have pointy beaks and like to bite, and screech, and have big murder feets. <x'} There doesn't seem to be an animal that I can think of without any pokey sharpness to them. <:/ ...well..maybe goldfish. :/ |
don't worry about it, we are working on danger fish;
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Some people keep small sharks as pets too.
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small sharks???? how the hell would one keep a small shark as a pet without being rich. |
It's called living in Long Beach, and stealing one from the Aquarium of the Pacific? <w<; + taking a couple lorikeets for good measure to annoy the neighbors. x}
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Bamboo sharks only get about 95 centimeters long so they're popular as home aquarium pets. Epaulettes only get about a meter long as well, so they're also popular for larger home aquariums. Also they're a type of carpet shark which is a hilarious thing to me.
I mean, they're obviously not as cheap as your average goldfish, but my sister used to own one and she's far from rich. |
aren't there cute little hand-sized sharks with wiggly mouth barbels? i thought i used to see them for sell at the local pet shops
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There are a lot of false sharks. They're pretty adorable.
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;3; they are totally valid sharks. don't call 'em false. it's wrong to shark-shame
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