don't breathe on bees because it's rude and they aren't into that

At least use mouthwash or mints before your date with bees

Bee dating reminds me of the surreal Bee Movie

i was inspired by the bananabread love though because only dole sells bananas here i did pumpkin pie instead(i already had the ingredients sans milk, afterall)

beeeeees.

love the bees. love them lots and lots. - my dad, probably, given that he keeps honeybees.

oooh~ take picks of the skeps?

would if i could. could ask dad for some.

Will you ask him for some bees?

i suppose you dont live together, that is ok too. please no faces though X''D

Hey chocobo,
<xD
you're a stand-up snowman comedian now??

;D what do you think?


also, where do snow-people keep their money?
a snow-bank!

snowmedian.

heheheheehehehehehe.

also, endless bees for the bee god.

they'd better bee-have!

I'm an ice cream cone.
And I'm pissed.
>:[ Anger-y. Livid. Disturbed. Enraged.

merskelly why are you so angry D:

Mer needs sprinkles

angry ice cream cones will wage war with the robots. oh dear.

>:{ As an ice cream cone there is plenty to be angry about!

Lactose intolerance preventing millions from enjoying dairy things.
Being a staple of summer when winter is far superior.
>x{ The fact that movie tickets now sell for around $14 each!
That people diss frozen yogurt when it's just as tasty!
>8{ And being blamed for everything from headaches to weight gain. It's not ice cream's fault! >x{ We're COLD, and sugary! >:c Savor and only take what you can handle people! >:'{ Say "no more" to ice cream injustice!

@ Barker: YES! >8{ But only the ones who do a poor job of dispensing, when repairs were assured, and yet the ice cream machines yet again let us all down. TTnTT

i thought it was 'coz merskelly got the licks again

B[ Licks don't concern me admiral. I want that dessert menu, not excuses.

hehehe, well that is totally fair x''D carry on!

mcdonald's ice cream machines are pretty fuckin bad and are apparently a cesspool of roach-advertisement, y'know?

also oh dear god the event ends on december the first.

need more aurum for more event items.

no choice but to stan the angry cone

what even are dole bananas xD

Google tells me that dole is a company that plants fruit in latin america to sell in North America and Europe!
I actually have eaten 3 types of banana
but I know there are more xD

Plantains

dole is a brand that does indeed sell bananas(and other tinned/preserved fruit) to us who live in colder climes. they are also constantly in trouble for their workers being sterilized, maimed, sexually assaulted, poisoned and unpaid for the incredibly hard labor they do and fired for taking legally allotted time off

among a long list of monsterous companies they are one of the most openly vile and successful at bending the law to make it _seem_ they aren't breaking it

clothing items, mostly.

that, and i sort of need the event items, and i'm currently doing commissions, which is stuck at three slots because i tend to procrastinate way too fucking much, and three slots is actually sort of manageable.

i feel you x''D i don't even have enough au to get all of the events yet, hahaha

look, i have a mighty need for just about every single item, mostly because every single item can be used in certain ways.

hahaha, that is pretty hard to argue XD

holla holla.
item dolla.

btw, what 5 anka egg items do you like most but don't have?

i have no idea, considering i'd have to check the item guide tbh.

wait, why are you asking-

because statistically speaking i should have at least one x''D