Like sitting on fast growing bamboos overnight?

Yes! Perfect. Ordering seeds now. #ecofriendlytorture

I wonder if bamboos can grow through bone

Great idea! We can have fun experimenting. Maybe get some papers published on it.

Tensile strength can vary from plant to plant, and of course from bone to bone, but comparing their average values... *evil smile*

...what have i walked into :s-shock:

Oh cool, we have our first volunteer.

Bamboo would likely attempt to find the path of least resistance and go around the bone.

so bamboos would go out through the nose, mouth or ear... interesting. Eyes also an option.

That's why we need to experiment. To know for certain.

That's true.
Science is needed for useful things like that!

Apparently Mythbusters tested it but I don't remember the episode. They obviously could only go so far, though.

So not a real body then... That's an issue.

Yeah. Most people believe they ran out of myths to test. The truth is, ethics got in the way for a lot of others they could have tried. Such a shame.

*screams bloodcurdlingly*

I shall not be your guinea pig! I'll fight for my pixel rights!

Bio, have you ever played Shadowrun: Hong Kong? There’s a certain character I think you’d like.