Did you get it from a suspicious torrent?

No, from an MIT student

Maybe they were suspicious. Or needed an experiment.

D: I knew it! A fucked up experiment!!!

Have any Soviets had access to your rectum?

You say that like MIT students aren't suspicious.

...*wheeze*

.......my uni has a thing against MIT

But why! That guy from RENT was from MIT (great references, I know)

Beeecause a lot of them are pompous uppity fucks.

If I went to any Ivy league uni I'd be one of those probably

Fortunately for me, Carnegie Mellon’s /not actually Ivy League/.

Carnegie Mellon is prestigious though. I say that because I know it despite not... living there or anything xD

Yeaaaah... that prestige is a bit of a problem for me. Bad mindsets and all.

I see, there must be a ton of pressure...

Mhh. That, sure. But the main problem I have right now is, coming from that sort of environment, it’s too easy for me to treat the state school I’m currently at with contempt. Underestimating this school, and/or overestimating my own abilities, is how I ended up really fucking up my first semester here.

Ah, I see.
Here the difference is real though.
Like when I was at a mental hospital I met a dude who was studying at a good university, but he had to stop due to the psychosis and stuff. Then he tried a semester at a paid college (it's the opposite here, somehow) and he was basically teaching his colleagues. I mean sure there are good paid colleges in Brazil, but they're not the majority.

Is that why one of your friends chose to go to Rice near here?