yeeeaaaah... that one isn't my fault

I want fortune as in money

well, there is a paid subscription service that guarantees a chance at receiving a fortune that could be used to gain a fortune?

Paid subscription??? Who do you think I am??

someone who could use a little scratch.


also;
https://sta.sh/21jop94fto08?edit=1

only if those cuties are the ones scratching me

i wish i were a cat.

yanno, for a tenner that could be arranged~

really? cats are basically toddlers who have to pee in boxes

yeah, but at least i wouldn't have to care about capitalism.

this is true! my cats are all socialists

nyargh.

i just want to loaf on someone.

My cat lives the fucking life. Doesn't work, has food and water and cuddles whenever he wants. Hell yeah I would be a cat

Also cats sleep most of the day

your cat seems to be an upper-echelon member of capitalism x''D no work all play

the cat would have to have other cats working for them
usually cats only have one human satisfying their needs

nah, like the rich can have the poor tending to all their needs so too can a cat have a human doing it for them

Loafing on someone? :o
What is... loafing?
Like loving? Or like... baking them into bread?

I guess it's what cats do when they hide they limbs and end up looking like loaves xDD

https://i.imgur.com/YAOGWT3.jpg

Ohh! Cat loaves are cute. :)

My bunny used to lay down and sprawl her legs out completely
I thought she'd look like a loaf sometimes...

But my bunny would always lay down with her legs open

it can be that or it can be lazily lounging about XD


should i hold a dumb contest?

Awww cute bunny!!


dumb contests are the best contests

especially if they have dumb prizes XD

A dumb contest is one I actually stand a chance of winning.

do what i do and join contests with an exceedingly low turnout rate?

loafing means to just be lazily laying down I think. It's like, I see your couch potato and raise you to a loaf

hehehehe

Ohhh...

I see. So... some aspire to be the loaf?
Loafing sounds... hm..

I dunno.

xD It's not that they're aspiring to be it, it's just they are and they know they are

yeah, being a loaf is like being blonde. you can totally try and become one but generally if you are born that way you'll be that way for the rest of your life, hahaha

I'm a blonde japanese then

i'm a potato

I'll eat you >:U

....um, i'm a very green potato?

>:(
I'll plant you and wait until you're ripe

eh, it's a way to go that lines up with my lifestyle choices x''D sure rainbow mama, plant me!

What she chose as a fertilizer will not surprise you!!!

(oops, i don't know the reference??)

Some people say poop can be used as fertilizer