Granted but now you are broke and in debt.

I wish for my hamster to be more friendly

Granted, but now it's TOO friendly and starts humping everything it sees, including a burnt out power outlet, which causes the hamster to become electrocuted and die.

I wish I had an uncorruptible wish.

granted but you don't get to choose the wish.

I wish my hands were not freezing

Granted. Now they're on fire.

I wish I knew what said uncorruptible wish was.

Granted, but if you knew it is now corruptible.

I wish I could get my dog for sure.

Granted, but it never leaves your side. EVER. It's even there when you bathe.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted, but they are terrible super powers such as being able to disco dance for hours, or see the past of what you've just seen.

I wish I could drive.

granted but you are bad at it and everyone fears to ride with you.

I wish your name was hotbuns

Granted, but that becomes his/her serial killer name because they kill people by suffocating them with hot buns, in which you happened to be their first victim. Hotbuns the Maniacal Clown.

I wish I could speak every language that has ever been imagined, even fantasy languages.

;__; No clowns for Honbuns.

Granted, but you cannot understand them, merely speak.

I wish I could use my original username on this site >A>;;

I super enjoy how my wish come out by the way~~

Granted but now the other person gets kicked off because of you... and you feel guilty about it..


I wish i more space for books.

Granted, but now there is only a narrow walkway in your house around the books.

I wish I had more items on here xD;

Granted, but now no one else has any items, so everyone gets pissed at you and causes you to be banned for life.

I wish for a magical Leopluradon.

;_; I don't see why I'd get banned for that. Boo.

Granted, but you can only ride it in the water.

I wish for a hundred more wishes.

Granted but they never turn out the way you want them to.

I wish for a elaborate hamster tunneling system

Granted, but the tunnel system is so elaborate that the hamsters get lost and starve to death.

I wish Pokemon were real and I had a Chandelure for my Starter.