Granted, but you end up becoming impaled. Vlad's wettest dream.

I wish my dad let me have more animals. ;3

(>.> That's ironic because my mother and sister often call me Vlad the Impaler because of what I look like with my hair down.)
Granted, but now there are too many pets and you eventually wind up literally drowning in pets.

I wish that the world wouldn't view "swear words" as "bad words." >:o) MOTHER******* HONK, BRO.

(I see we have a Gamzee on our hands, Mr. Juggalo.)
Granted, but there are no 'good' words either.

I wish I was better at pumpkin carving.

(...I see no bad in that. And yes, I'm a Gamzee. That's Mr. SUBJUGGLATOR to you.)
Granted, but now every time you carve a pumpkin, God smites it with a lightning bolt for being too perfect.

I wish I knew what to wish for. (Lulz for the Billy & Mandy reference.)

Granted but you wasted your wish so now you can never have that wish granted.

I wish for my fish tank to be clean

Granted, but the fish will not live long after you clean it.

I wish I was better at my job.

Granted, but one of your colleagues becomes jealous and eventually murders you, thus taking your spot as the best.

I wish I could live the world of The World Ends With You.

Granted but you can only view what happens around you.

I wish I could get a book published.

Granted, but it happens to be the crappiest piece of crap in Craptown and you eventually get hunted down for making the absolute most crappiest book in the world.

I wish I had a volcano.

granted but it's extinct and small.

I wish 50 shades of grey didn't exist

Granted, but now it has been replaced with something even worse.

I wish I had a submarine made out of meatballs.

Granted, but if you set off into the sea a swarm of sharks would come to devour both you and your submarine.

I wish I had the attention span to complete my school work.

Granted but now everything else is hard to get done, like chores.

I wish for warmth

Granted, but you can never wish for it to be cooler.

I wish that all of my homework could be science homework

Granted but it is super hard homework, and lots of it, so it takes up all of your free time.

I wish that i was finished with the book i was reading.

Granted, but then there are no more books to read, ever.

I wish I could go to school.