Hey, your English is great. Better than mine, and I have a certificate

You probably have to know more in order to earn a certificate.

You know, you just... don't know you know, if that makes sense

It makes complete sense. To someone, I'm sure.

I swear I'm not high

If you are, can you share?

Sure, it's grape juice mixed with iced tea

Oh. Is that your version of "purple drank"?

MAYBE
you ask too many questions are you a cop???

No, but it doesn't seem very potent. Not that I would know. I've actually never experienced any sort of high.

Not even sugar high from the famous southern iced tea?

I don't believe I've ever tried it, but mostly heard how excessive it can be. I've had always gotten unsweet and added some sort of artificial sweetener back then.

There's your opportunity! Seize it! Get high!! YOLO!!!

So, do I just approach some random memaw on the corner and ask if she has any of that sweet tea?

You have to pretend to be a sweaty worker after a hard day at the uh
not docks because you're not at sea or anything. Hard day of work in the fields.

That sounds like asking for one with roofies so the memaw can take advantage.