I apparently did something to piss off this bitchy diva and she calls her bodyguard on me...to actually KILL me. I'm totally going to come back and haunt you as a ghost now.

*was an innocent bystander throughout this endevor, got hit*

lol, that was original. x3

Using stealth I get stabbed before I realize I'm in danger.

you felt no pity on mine and raul's love and let the mob tear us to pieces you jealous jerk <<

haha of course the first song to pop in my head is Judas.
I like the name Raul though. Used that as my alias after Armindo. Oh and speaking of mobs a local radio station did a thing during American idol season as "American Idiots" Bascially they picked a song and did a parody of it. One woman turned Hey Nicky to Micky. "Hey Micky you little b***h you little snitch the mobs gonna stick you in a ditch hey Micky!" and at the very end of the son you hear a loud gunshot. xDD I had to laugh. Never expected THAT on a public radio. /random useless info

My eyes dried out and got infected with something lethal during out staring contest.

^^: well it /is/ a play so it sorta may run in like with yours....ish


didn't realise you were leo and got the abolia virus

ooh I love plays! ...and musicals :3
Your reply was totally above my head. -scratches his head-

Accidentally stabbed my...package- with her belt. I died of massive blood loss.

it's a weird al song, one of hs older polkas(i think polka my eyes out or something)

i was on fire and instead of tossing me in the water he sat around and lsughed(damn, i butchered that one hahahaha)

heh wow...I"m kind of an A-hole huh? :p

Really? I'm not surprised I don't know it. Must've not caught it on youtube. There's only so much of him I can listen to before being annoyed.

I thought she was a sexy nurse but no she's a vampire and wanted some blood. D:

i don't like his new stuff myself^^: so aweful, but the polkas are good

you came from the east with a lawbook in your hands, you shot me

You are so original I can never figure them out...hmm is this one Chicago?

Yeah...though I did like "perform this way" now every time Born this way almost plays in my head I end up having lyrics from that parody instead lol The body cut was pretty good too cause at first I thought that might've actually been his body.

Nosebleed from staring at her boobs

eh, not even close, it /is/ a song though, liberty valece, got stuck in my head the other day, though i may have run out of stolen things hahahaa


*ate an anti-mold strip on a dare*

well duh! She'd overrun me with CHOCCOBOS!!!

by accidentally getting stuck on pointy wings while flying by.

-=What you're allergic to cats?...=-

-=It's alright, I'm allergic to you...=-

Slicing off some important pinions on the way down so we both fall.