Granted, but you have to do homework all evening with no breaks!

I wish my stomach did not hurt.

Granted but now your foot hurts.

I wish for more money

Granted, but you prices skyrocket and you cannot buy anything.

I wish that I had more school work done.

@Honbon: e u e ;; That's what I do normally, lol.

Granted, but you go blind for staring at microsoft word for so long.

I wish I could eat any sweet I wanted to and therefore not get fat.

granted but it's bland

I wish for a new fish

Granted, but their scales are dull and they are not very smart (are fish normally? xD;;)

I wish I had a dog.

Granted but it dies. o xo

I wish for maximum concentration powah! >:U

granted but you can never get anything down because you have to concentrate

I wish for sweets

Granted, but that is all you have left to eat.

I wish I was not so lazy.

granted but now you have no time to relax

I wish my page just didn't fail me when i was handing in my rp post...

Oof, that one sucks.
Granted, but now the page only works for rp posts.

I wish that I could help people more.

granted but now you can never help yourself leaving you with a nanny/caregiver

I wish my second post was as good as my first...

Granted, but none of your other posts live up

I wish I was done coloring this pineapple.

Granted, but you wound up painting it the wrong color.

I wish I lived in Tokyo. (Try and corrupt THAT one, nyahehe~!)

Granted, but Tokyo is soon destroyed by Godzilla once you move there.
(Boo ya!)

I wish one of my friends was online.

(Coddarnit! And Tokyo was NICE, too!)

Granted, but they soon tell you they hate you and never want to be friends with you again.

I wish I could convert all Trisphites to Subbjugglatorism.