Granted, but you don't have any cable to hook it up to the TV.

I wish I knew how many licks it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, so everyone would stop with that. (I don't even know what the hell is a tootsie pop <.<)

Granted, but your licked so much that the lollypop cracked a bit cutting part of your tongue off. Making it so you can never lick a lollypop again.

I wish I was Slenderman! :D

Granted, but no one would talk to you again and you would be stuck in the forest.

I wish I did not know the inevitable sad part in my book existed

Granted, but then there is always someone who is better.

I wish I could fly to the moon.

Granted, but midway through you lack oxygen and dies.

I wish my shoes would last longer without being scrap ._.

Granted, but you get an infection that causes you to lose your limbs from the shoes.

I wish I could live for a century without aging a bit or losing my loved ones and having anything terrible happen to them

Granted, but then you realise you're having a dream, and wake up and you're still gonna age.

I wish I had a can of coke.

Granted, but you cannot get the came open no matter what you do

I wish I had the ingredients I need to make what I am craving

Granted but they are all bad.

I wish I won the lottery.

Granted, but all the stores shut down so you can't buy anything with the money.

I wish I did not have to do school work today

Granted, but your principle thought you were a snot nose kid and expelled you.

I wish people who called me 10 minutes ago will answer the phone calls I make back!

Granted, but your phone malfunctions and they can unfortunately not hear you.

I wish that people would Roleplay with me a little more often ;]

Granted, but they are not very good partners.

I wish I knew if Vegan is the same person I know on a different site. >o>

Granted but you may never speak to them again.

Wishes she had a wish to corrupt.