Granted, but now it's in a block of ice and can't be used
i wish i could fly

Granted but you can't ever come down D:

I wish my roommate was awesomer X3

Granted, but then everybody ignored you more than they already do.

I wish I had more salt & vinegar chips.

*gasp*
Granted you get FAT

I wish my roommate wasn't vegetarian

Granted, but then you had to be. D:<

I wish my roommate wished for better things.

*feels faint* That's a horrid thought TT_TT

Granted, You pale in comparison to my awesomeness

I wish my buddy would give me my knife back

Granted, but she dulled it significantly so you couldn't use it.

I wish my roommate kept the room warmer.

Granted, your roommate can't sleep cause it's too hot, goes crazy, and smothers you with your own memory foam pillow

I wish it would snow

Granted, but it didn't stick and only served to make the ground moist.

I wish it would rain.

Granted, it floods.... ALL THE WAY TO THE SECOND FLOOR

I wish my roommate wouldn't bring her boyfriend to the room

Granted, we stalked you around campus holding hands and making out and generally making you uncomfortable instead.

I wish my roommate would stop being bitter about my ability to attract men.

Granted, I'm overly happy for you and follow you around with a camera, commenting without shame about how I want to be at the wedding and present for EVERY major event from then on

I wish I could attract men

Granted, you attract a lot of creepy men.

I wish Utah didn't suck.

I already do that DX

Granted it's so awesome you CAN"T LEAVE

I wish ticks didn't exist :<

Granted, but you had to eat every single tick in existence to extinguish the species.

I wish I had an Eevee plushie.

Granted, but it's evil and take over the world
i wish i was partying right now

Granted, but the teleportation process to get you to a party could not teleport your clothes, so you arrived in the nude.

I wish I had Pokemon SoulSilver.

granted but the dog is gay...


i wish i own a rabbit

granted but it is the size of your house

i wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow

granted but instead of exams you get 10 times the homework then usual

I wish I had a new bed ><

Granted, but you're missing some screws so you can't put it together.

I wish I could eat something

granted but the only food is the most spiciest food in the world

I wish I had more comic books

Granted, but they're exactly the kind of comics you didn't want

I wish it stopped raining

granted but now its to hot and dry

I wish we didn't have apartment inspections

granted but you need to pay $1000000

i wish i won in loterry

Granted, but you have taxes you got to pay and didnt get enough for that.

I wish I didn't have a cold

granted but you need to take medicine...


i wish we have food here

granted but its moldy

I wish I could be a vocaloid

granted but you need to give me money 1st...


i wish i own a car

Granted, but its a toy hot-wheels car
i wish i didn't have to go to school in an hour

granted but you need to go to the office of the president...


i wish one of my professor tomorrow in the state university is not around

Granted but a student eating demon is Sub'ing in their place
i wish i was a better artist

granted but you need to steal someone's hand...

i wish i know how to make a pixel :(

/).(\
Granted but thats now the only think you can make
i wish i didn't have to walk to school (in about 23minutes)

granted but you need to run xD kidding...


i wish my bestfriend is awake so we can play

Granted, but it takes them hours to do anything
i wish that my Video Productions project gos well

granted but you need to pay alot of attention


i wish we dont have any exam tomorrow

Granted but there today
i wish i was on time to school (sadly has to leave now)

Granted, but you'll have to get there 2 hours early and sit around doing nothing waiting for class to start! Buahahaha this is fun xD

I wish it wasn't raining