Granted, you used it once and can't snap any more.

I wish my friends lived closer.

But then they're not your friends anymore.

I wish my neck would stop hurting.

Granted, but your back hurts now.

I wish, I could draw really well.

But all yoru drawings are invisible to everyone but you.

I wish I had a million dollars xD

Granted, but your Million Dollars turned to leaves the next day.

I wish I had Chocolate Milk :D

Granted, but it's spoiled.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but the world is as big as your fist.

I wish my hair grew faster :D

Granted but then you can never cut it again!

I wish I was the richest person on trisphee.

Granted, but then Trisphee was on beta and everything was reset again!

I wish I played my violin better ; A;

Granted, but it uses the finest of cat guts so you can't play it.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Granted but it gets really cold!

I wish it wasn't bedtime :/

Granted, but no time to tell when you can sleep.

I wish Sakura Chan was mine~! >XD

Granted, but now you'll be hungry forever and nothing will sate your appetite.


I wish my homework was done.

Granted, but all the humidity turn to coldness freezing you to death.
I wish I knew everything that school should teach you for the 12 different grades you take.