granted but now you are of a mixed gender and cannot answer the gender portion of tests applications and surveys


i wish these game lurkers would post in other threads

Granted but they turn the other threads into game threads!

I wish for a new episode of Adventure time!

granted but it is going in a new direction and now has a solid well thought out plot and definite forward-going direction that does not deviate


i wish i had pink bubblegum

granted but it is flavorless.

I wish for chocolate cupcakes

Granted but now you can not grant mine.

I wish to know how to make all of the 3d bead animals

Granted, but you don't have the materials.

I wish I was feeling better.

Granted but you also don't know who you are.

I wish I was in college.

Granted, but they keep you up every night and day doing various activities that slowly drain all of your energy causing you to become lazy yourself.

I wish math was easy for me.

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Granted, however they spam the page quoting on the same page(?)

I wish the battery on my iPod lasted better.

Granted, but you crack the screen.

I wish I didn't have any homework.

Granted, instead there will be a 100 question quiz each hour of class you have.

I wish for my textbooks to float magically beside me to class.

Very well, wish granted. But you are now confined to a wheelchair, so carrying things on your lap would actually be more convenient.

I wish that it was Decemeber

Granted, but now they have replaced December on the calendar for Decemeber, so now there's no more Christmas/Holyday/whatever.

I wish I had a job right now, I'd be less bored all day.

Wish granted but its cleaning septic tanks.

I wish I had a Wii U.