Granted, but then you're banned for abusing a glitch.

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted. D<

granted but it's not this one. It will be some random one in the FUTURE


I wish to never get fat, even though i eat lots

Granted, but you grow super tall to stay in proportion.

I wish I didn't wish that.

Granted but you find out you actually did wanna wish that.

I wish that all trisphee members would hug me and if the wish isn't fufilled on this post i win >:D

Granted every one hugs you, they just all smell and it linguines on you for months.

Granted... *Nothing happens*

I wish for a uni-platipus-corn!

Granted. You're going to give birth in five...four...three-

I wish I could eat Reese's cups all day.

Granted, but they akl go straight to your hips and you end up smelling like peanut butter.

I wish for a genie in a bottle.

granted but he is not your genie and doesn't grant you anything. He is also very rude.

I wish for candy corn incense.

Granted but it happens every time you sleep, so you never remember any of them.

I wish for more free actives.

...Free actives? ... Granted but you have become deaf, blind and mute.

I wish for humility.

You change into a fox just in time for a fox hunt.

I wish for a pool filled with mountain dew.

Granted, but you get attacked by bees when you try to swim in it.

I wish I had some chocolate.

Granted, but it is prank chocolate and makes your teeth green....

I wish I was not a girl. >:V