Granted, but now you have trouble breathing on land.

I wish tomorrow's math class get cancel!!!

@Rigel: Actually, that's pretty normal for me. I am a very socially appropriate person. Sometimes, though, I am still misunderstood no matter how clear I try to be. /sigh

Granted, but if you're asleep you never made that wish, and if you never made the wish, you aren't asleep. o_O

I wish my laundry would wash itself.

Granted, but now it won't stop washing until it shed itself to pieces.

I wish I can draw better.

Granted but you will never have art supplies again

I wish i had 4 more wish and only one containing a draw back.

Granted but you wish for stupid stuff and accidently use up your draw back on the first stupid wish.

I wish for a new computer

Granted, but it's a Mac. /shot

I wish I could go sailing on a sailboat. ^^

Granted but the sailboat crashes and you go plummeting into the the ocean.

I wish the next person doesn't get a wish.

He dosen't but he was going to wish for world peace! YOU KILLED WORLD PEACE NATSU! D':

I wish there was a real scythe on here...

Granted but it is pink and 'pretty'

I wish that my fish, Paul, had a fish friend.

Granted but his fish friend is a pihrana! :O

I wish for a cookie

Granted but its made of worms and roaches.

I wish for Trisphee to give me more shards D:

granted but it's not used for anything....shards????

I wish for more runes in trisphee

Granted, but then you found out the runes were stolen and had to return them to their original owner.

I wish we had a more variety of fruits and veggies in my house.

Granted, but they are all rotten.

I wish I had all the event items :)