Well, my mom said something really racist the other day, which makes herself look like a total idiot. ^^;

xD I know how that is! mine does that all the time!

what'd your mom say! ouo parent story swaps!

Well, she had this coupon for 15 pieces of chicken the other day and had me go get it (I got free lunch so that's fine with me). I go there and its really busy so I walk in instead of going through the drive through (where its busy and my mom originally wanted me to go). I pay for the stuff and the girl puts in the chicken. I'm not really counting it because I can't see and I'm not going to open it and check so I just go home.

When I get home my mom splits the chicken, counting out 7 for me and 7 for her, and she says "Did they give us too many?" So I count my chicken, I have 7 like she counted and told her that 7 and 7 is fourteen, so we got less than what we were supposed to and that the place had been busy because there were a ton of people going through the drive through. Then while we're eating this is how it goes:

Mom: "Was the girl who counted the chicken black?"
Me: "No..."
Mom: "Oh, then they just have dumb people working there."
Me: "Why did you ask if she's black?"
Mom: "Because black people can't count!"

This coming from the person who couldn't freakin count a minute ago herself! >.<*

.. -dies of laughter- i'm sorry.. thats just so funny xD

I'm just POd that she thinks like that but swears up and down she's not racist! If that's not racist then I'm the president of the US. .-.

That was definantly racist.

When mom gets pissed off at someone.. for no reason at all she'll start going "you white people came into this country and stole my peoples lands, forever live us redskins" and i'm here 'mom... your skin isn't tan let alone red >.>,'

One doctor actually shut her up by claiming to be Cherokee (half the US has native american in them geeze) she got all friendly and chatty with him in a split second =o=,

lol, that is as messed up as my mom. x'D Both our moms seem to be really self-centered and only care about people 'like' them if you get my meaning. x'D

xD sounds like it!

makes it easy to swap mom stories ouo


o3o she's fighting with Hiro for her Pillow...

RIP SLEEP
I havent gone to bed till 3am the last few nights

I managed to sleep last night but mom woke me up so i'm still tired as fk.

=w= i had a weird dream that was kinda cool.. somesort of water plant.. a guy lives outside it. we became friends and started to explore it and found someone living inside the plant.

WHY MUST IT SNOW/ICE AGAIN

*hugs le dk tightly*

*A* People outside are stuck in the snows! IT FINALLY SNOWED HERE TO WHERE PEOPLE GET STUCK! muwahahahahaha

It hasn't really snowed all that much here unfortunately

its already melting fast ono

Awee poor snow D:

its good packing snow too! ono

DO YOU WANNA BUILD A HUMAN SNOWMAN

Snow Totoro and snow bunnies ono

What about snow natsunaines?

that would be super hard D8 dk would fail and it would come out ugly and it would be insulting to natsunaine!

*sniffles* but dk! I want snow mes Dx

o3o -dk tries to make a snow natsunaine-

Yay!! *wags tail*

o3o -attempt fails and parts fall off-

*pushes dk into the snow snickering * >_> <_< *buries dk in snow*

D8 nuu! DK can't breath in frozen water ;-;

*melts snow with fire*

-fries by the fire- D8 DK ISN"T FOOD! -flops away-

*makes giant snow bunny* owo

Bunnies! ouo -flops over and watches-

*bunny comes to life and snuggles DK*
...I thought I locked up the fairy dust...

O-o its like the episode from xxxHoLiC

But dk looks like fishsticks *-*

But that bunny was smaller. XD

Compared to dk size xD its still big

lol, I never said how big, just giant. Which a great dane sized one would be a giant to a regular one. X3

they's all giants OnO

YOUR ALL GIANTS! D8<

But DK, I'm only 5'3". XD

(RL dk is the same height as ML, internets dk is pocket sized)

ML IS TALL! D8