Granted but you have gay fans, follow you where ever you go! they can be quite annoying...

I wish for mine craft to work on my computer!

Granted but you are stuck in hard mode and can never get anything done!

I wish for my UHaul to be full of my stuff already.

Unfortunately, the UHaul was not cleaned by the previous users

I wish I could be more talented at drawing

Granted but it is at stick figure drawing.

I wish all my plans went as they were suppose to.

Granted, but then they have terrible outcomes in which you die in all of them. Causing a paradox which leads to the creation of multiple universes.


I wish that the person granting my wish can't make a wish!

Granted, but you get nothing from it and I get a kitten. XP

I wish that i had a pet dragon who canceled out the bad side effects of the wishes ;D

Granted, but the pet dragon only lives a lifespan of one minute and then it dies.

I wish I had wings and I could fly with them.

Granted but You get called in for experaments.

I wish My clothes would be clean ALL the time.

Granted, but your clothes would never be warm they would always be ice cold

I wish i had a hug right now XD

Granted, *hugs* but now you will get no more crystal hugs.

I wish i had a rainbow unicorn who shot hamburgers from his eyes and ice cream from his horn.

granted but it's evil so it never does that...
i wish that my fish tank would never be dirty!

Granted, but now the fish tank is empty.

I wish I have the courage to learn how to drive.

Granted. You become a reckless speed demon and die in a horrible car accident.

I wish I could always express myself so that others will clearly understand me.

Granted. Now you express everything you feel, regardless of how socially inappropriate, hurtful, or embarrassing it may be for you.

I wish I could breathe underwater.