Granted, but it was super curly and unmanageable.

I wish I had a perfect cosplay outfit based off my avatar IRL.

Granted but now you are forever stuck in it forever.

I wish I liked the taste of alcohol.

Granted, but now you are allergic to alcohol.

I wish I was not having to take care of my siblings

Granted, you now are older and have to take care of your aging parents.

I wish that it was August already.

Granted, it is nao October 22nd

I wish that I was free...

Granted, but as soon as you are free, an ice cream truck falls on top of you, with NO icecream.

I wish I didn't have to go to sleep right now.

Granted. But nao you have to deal with large numbers of angry lobsters that are debating in french the best way to cook you and secretly serve you at a fancy chinese restraunt that is in Paris, France.


I wish for a second wish.

Granted. You can have a second wish. And a third wish! And all the wishes you like! Doesn't mean they're gonna get granted, though.

I wish for this wish to be uncorruptable.

Granted. You wish is uncorrupted by not being granted in the first place.

I wish I could become one of the Doctor's Companions.

Granted, but you end up dying before the Doctor gets attached to you.

I wish the temperature outside would go down a little bit.

Granted, but it will be extremely cold with lots of snow and ice.

I wish I could change into a wolf.

Granted. But then you get shot by a bad cop who is high on LSD.

I wish for the power to reverse the flow of time a total of thirteen point three five seconds allowing me to reverse any one mistake that I make, allowing me to live the perfect life by making every mistake and then avoiding them.

granted, but, it changes the ripple of time to before you make your wish.

I wish I could fly with angelic wings above in the sky.

Granted. Then you get hit by a plane.

I wish for tasty fish

Granted, but the fish jumped into the toliet flushing itself. AND YOU NEVER SEEN THE FISH AGAIN.

I wish I wasn't stuck in Narnia! D=

Granted, you are now permanently stuck transporting space to space every 15 seconds, making survival extremely difficult.

I wish I was Bruce Wayne.