Granted but now you remember everything, and can get very little sleep because all you can do is remember things.

I wish for a kitty

Granted, but is a vicious and bites often.

i wish i had a frienddddd....

Granted but it is a friendememny...

I wish had something better to eat then ramen.

Granted but it automatically makes you gain a thousand pounds.

i wish i had a real live Pikachu

Granted but it shocks you all the time, putting you in the hospital.

I wish i wasn't so fat now OwO

Granted, but now food attacks you.

I wish i could quit Skyrim. (not really)

Granted, but now you feel lost without the most epic game in the universe.

I wish there were more awesome users like you two.

Granted but now you are not loved but any of them.

I wish i could be on all the time

Granted but now you are always grouchy and sleepy.

I wish I had some candy

((Awww Illusion thinks i'm awesome?))

Granted but it is all melted and stuffs...

I wish to not have to go to the bathroom all the time!

Granted but your bladder has exploded.

i wish for socks

Granted but they have holes in them!

I wish i had a bladder OwO

Granted, but now you must pee all of the time.

I wish i had a bow and some arrows.

granted but it is all to small for you.

I wish my RAMEN was done!

Granted but you spill it and scald your chest.

He left no wish so...I just do the one before him...

Granted but its not fully cooked then you go and try cook it more then it over cooks!!!

I wish I had longer hair