Granted, but you got more of me !

I wish I could behave normal like normal people do.

Granted, but people start to act weird

I wish I were able to fly

granted but you are now a bird.

I wish my hamster let me hold it, and pet it.

Granted, but now he's 10000 pounds and is crushing your hands.

I wish for a fur coat that looks dead sexy on me.

Granted but everyone hates you because it is made up of kittens

I wish for an anime to watch

Granted, but it's so bad you can't stop watching it.

I wish I could buy a Samurai...

Granted, but the price was your soul and now you are forever a slave to the owner. Oh and he took his Samurai back because slaves don't deserve nice valuables.

I wish for a pair of super sexy pants.

Granted, but they don't fit...

I wish people would post more...

Granted but they are all bad comments about you

I wish for some filling food...

Granted but it doesn't get digested, so you get bad tummy aches D:


I wish I can get more sleep this day.

Granted, but you went to sleep for all of eternity.

I wish for WORLD DOMINATION.

Granted but you have been assassinated by a tiny rebel faction.

I wish i had unlimited wishes.

Granted but every wish you make is the opposite that you wish of, and when you wish for the opposite your wish come true

I wish for something good on tv.

Granted, but now your TV wont' shut off and it plays over and over and over.

I wish I had a hot lady beard.

Granted but no one thinks it is hot except you.

I wish for good smelling candles

Granted, but they will never go out and you will get sick of the same scent over and over again.

I wish for better memory