Granted, but now you're 5 years old again...

I wish I didn't have Homework!

GRanted but now you don't know the materiel and fail the quizes

I wish for me not eating as much as i did...

Granted, but you will now die of starvation.

I wish for an Icee!

Granted, but it melts right away....


I wish for my hair to be easily brushed

Granted, but it's a wig...

I wish to finish my quest soon...

Granted but you don't have a soul any more

I wish for me to get skinnier while eating what i like

Granted but the person you love gain al your weight.

I wish my hands wouldn't hurt from playing the keyboard D;

Granted but now your feet hurt..

I wish my fish tank would stay clean

Granted, your fish tank is clean now because there aren't any fishes in there anymore.

I wish I could fluently speak japanese.

Graned, but no other languages and you live in America!

I wish for all of the studio Ghibli movies

Granted but all of the movies are voiced in latin, and can't be changed.

I wish the next person could not ruin anymore of my wishes.

Granted but everyone else in the world makes your wish into what ever they want.

I wish for cold food!

Granted, but all of the cold food is spoiled because it was left out.

I wish for a kitty cat.

granted......>>

I wish for more calories for me to eat every day

You forgot to corrupt my wish.

Granted your calorie intake wont alter your weight, but you're already 500 lbs.

I wish for a person that lets me lay on my back.

Granted, but eeyore gets in the way. xD;;

I wish for more chicken!