Are they secret storage vessels for something more illegal?

Let's hope he isn't going around shaking hands.

Hm, we didn't open the doll, so maybe...


HE IS!!! like sunday there was a protest pro-him for some reason and he was there with no mask shaking the hands of everyone

Maybe he knows it's real but denying it for the public, and behind closed doors they dunk him in something anti-viral. Or at least it's better to imagine our presidents being dunked in vats of something.

They should be dunking him... and never bringing back to the surface

he made a livestream about countermeasures and he didn't even know how to put on the mask

Or in acid, or a pool of piranhas. While embracing T...the other guy.

Demonstrating why even the most basic instructions wind up being necessary on products?

Pool of acid piranhas!

Today there was an indoor protest against him, at least

It's something. My neighbors have a full on flag, on a flag pole with his name. And have now put up more signs. And trucks with his name on flags are also regularly seen. They tend to also be "coal rollers", of course (trucks modified to intentionally waste more fuel and blow smoke).

Sounds like those neighbors are asking for some flags to be stolen. Or set on fire.
Obvs not condoning anything illegal...

That only makes them double down on their beliefs.

yeah, there's no winning with those guys...
like the president fans, now seeing that the virus is real, blaming china for 'creating' it to attack the world

If that was true, the president should have been more proactive and not make the defense look weak?

Don't try to make sense!!
His son attacked the chinese diplomat and the response was... firing the diplomat and not the son

Just do what we do here. Apparently people are panic buying guns and ammo.

Because guns will definitely kill viruses!!! Or they are afraid of a zombie apocalypse...

No idea. I think okra might be the secret weapon against zombies. Because that is the last thing on the shelves everywhere I look. Funny moment to appreciate...I spotted 2 bags of spinach...yay! A woman approaches and I don't want to wack her with the door so I move out of the way to let her pass. She grabs the bags. *sad trombone*

NOOOO I'm gonna be a zombie because I can't stand okra D:

it's the end of times, no politeness left! Should've wacked her with the door.

Obviously some people like it if it remains in demand enough to stock it. Or did the same ones just stay there for many years?

And miss out on the comedic timing? She was so busy looking at her phone, I didn't expect her to stop.

Only a few chosen ones keep buying tons of okra, my mom included.

Hey, no humor in these dark times!!!

How does she prepare them? Roasting tends to make just about any vegetable taste good, so maybe they're worth trying that way.

Not even dark humor?

She does them in the pan, with the goo coming out, disgusting <.<

Ok, dark humor is allowed.

Hmm, roasting might also dry out the goo.

Okay cool, I'll turn the lights off.

She said she doesn't mind the goo! Madness.

Puns are absolutely unacceptable I'll be telling the whole state your house is full of toilet paper right now

Why are you trying to send people here to spread the virus? Large gatherings are banned anyway.

Because of the puns!

I can only get the computer variety anyway. So take that.

You can only get computer puns?
I wish. Your puns are puniversal

Viruses.

Are things still normal for you?

Yes, but my dad should stop reading the newspaper, because he keeps asking for masks and won't believe me when I say everyone already bought them.

Yeah, I still have yet to find sanitizer or disinfectant. They're getting more strict at the stores each day, it's pretty strange.

D: Soon you'll be cleaning your house with vodka

It might not have a high enough percentage of alcohol? Or it's probably being cleared off the shelves too, despite liquor stores being allowed to stay open because they've been deemed "essential".

it's essential to be drunk to forget the pandemic

Then they should legalize other things to free up resources.

Agreed. It would shake up the economy

Maybe it would also help people chill. But I guess not everyone experiences that part.

true
I wonder if people are drinking more...

Probably. They lifted some sort of law here that allows restaurants to deliver alcohol. It's helping some businesses to survive.

wait, why couldn't you do that before

It was illegal, maybe to make it harder for underage people to have access? No idea, really.

I wonder why brazilian laws are so relaxed |D