LET'S DO IT TOGETHER!!
*cannon-balls into the bags*

Okay!

/touches the bags with the tip of my toe first, then dives in

The chips are great!

*some chips popped and out goes them chips*

MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!

/pulls magical dips out of no where

Would you like some?

/munches on chips and guacamole

Oh yes yes, please! *grabs a handful of chips and dips some on them and continues munching*

Ahaha, these are delicious nommy noms,
but look, we've made a mess of your
beautiful thread!! D:

My thread is already a mess~
oh look, we still have jello~!

Oh hey, we do!

/scoops jello into a spoon and flings it at you

Kyaaa! *jello hits face, wipes it off and flings a huge chunk at her*

NUH!

/dives beneath a rather huge pile of chips to avoid jello to the face

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, COPPER!!!

NUuuuu!! *dives in and swims through the pool of frito lays*

/furiously swims away, nomming on chips as I go

WHERE'S THE SALSA?!?!?!?!?

I GOT THE SALSA!! *flings the bottle of salsa*

/catches bottles, pours some on incoming chippies as the find their ways into my mouth, then tosses it back all while still swimming away.

THANK YOU!!!

Spolier Alert: I'm getting sleepy.

*throws another bottle, but it's mustard this time*

response to spoiler: You should go to bed now then >A<

No, I just wasn't expecting that.