With that fan from across the room and it would impale me against the wall.

We are friends but he will accidentally kill me with ihs pet dragon...I'm allergic to dragons.

Those butterfly's would distract me from his Katana and I would find myself stabbed in the chest.

He'd set that evil cat on me @_@

She would drown me in that black ooze by her feet that looks like oil.

With their double rainbow across the sky

She would use the power of the moon to raise the tides of the ocean to drown me.

His dragon would think I'm lunch owo;

her Slinky monster hat thing would bounce on me so many times til my innards are squishy...er than normal. xD

fighting me with bamboo xD

Two words: possessed cape.

the cuteness of the sheep pillow

Her hat would eat me. OxO

Would distract me with her dagger while the cloud eats me from the bottom up.

Her cute sheep would transform into demonic herald of death that consumes me.

He's a dragon summoner, so he'll tell the dragon to bite Espy's head off x______X