Granted but it's your least favorite kind of pizza.

I wish it was Halloween.

granted...


i wish for money

granted but its fake...


i wish for alot of shards

granted but its only 1


i wish for alot of aurum

granted but you need to fly here in the Philippines.


i wish i was in London

granted but you will be frozen


i wish its a bit hot

Granted, but then you notice that you're in a giant oven

I wish for less souls

granted it will move to me...


i wish for a good lover

Granted, but being with that person gets really annoying


I wish for a good belt to go with this dress, preferably gold-colored

granted but the mice bite it...


i wish for more poker chipsss

Granted, but people eat them thinking they were potato chips


I wish for a new latch for my bedroom door

granted but its gone now...


i wish for a new hairstyle

Granted, but it makes you look really bad


I wish for another Led Zeppelin album

granted but its pirated...

i wish for a new britney spears poster with sign

Granted, but it steals your soul


I wish for that hole in my wall to be fixed

granted but the hole will move to the door


i wish for a car

Granted but its a crap car that falls apart

I wish for more anime!

Granted, but they have writing and plots as bad as soap operas


I wish for Metal

granted but its alien...

i wish for azumanga daioh stuff toys

Granted, but they're of poor quality and of unnamed characters


I wish for a Mothra plush

granted but no head...

i wish for new dress

Granted, but it's ugly


I wish for Danmaku

granted but it has been stolen.

i wish for a watermelon

Granted, but it's rotten

I wish for the new DLC for Harmony of Despair to be out


Stolen!?! Could it be.........AN INCIDENT!! But wauit, how can we solve it without Danmaku??We won't be able to fire bullets or use spellcards without it

Granted, but it's the green tea kind.

I wish for an irish breakfast.

Granted but theres bugs crawling all over it

I wish for something to watch

Granted, but it's a cyclops eye and it's staring right back at ya. @.@

I wish for a magnifying glass.

Granted but its a huge one and its aiming the sun at you as if you were a ant to be caught on fire!

I wish for my cat to behave

Granted but then your cat becomes extremely boring.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

REJECTED.

I wish my telescope would work.

ouch/
granted, however, it is stuck on a distant planet

I wish for my drawings to come to life!

Granted, but they were evil and trapped you onto a piece of paper and crumbled you up and threw you in the garbage.

I wish I can relive this weekend forever.

granted, but all of the same things happen and it gets boring as hell...

I wish i had a nice, cute REAL chikorita!!

Granted, but it had dow syndrome and was crippled.
I wish October will go by fast and stop at the 29th.

granted but then time will freeze and nothing else could happen

I wish my computer would stop overheating